Lock up your daughters and Sew up your Wives

On 2nd thoughts.
Ram your daughters in law in to pillers in Parisian tunnels and Behead your wives..

This is the royal family and you wont take us alive.

The Zombie Baby Eaters are back in town and we're having a party.

Welcome to QueensBox Squeezebox 2006
10pm till late, 11th of June @ Play Nightclub Byron Bay
Woolworths Plaza...

Tickets at the door.........Ten bucks up the Gutts

DJ's weilding violating vinyn that will whip your lash and swell your shaft till your hips cant swish no more

10.00 - 12.00 JetMore

12.00 - 1.30 SaraTonin

1.30 - 3.00 JackieOnassid

Prize Giveaways, A dance off. And performance antics deeper than the wrinkles on the queen mothers face and glitzier than the sparkles in her hair.

IT'S SQUEEZEBOX AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

SQUEEZEBOX ROCKED OUT!!!!!!!!

Thanks a bucket to everyone who came along and helped us have an amazing night.

Tell your friends not to miss the next one and stay tuned for photo's etc from the night.

Set Times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Kids.

One more sleep till Squeezebox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do ya wanna know whos on when?

Ms.Skye 10:00 - 11:30
Jackie Onassid 11:30 - 1:00
Slot machine 1:00 - 1:30
Mark Murphy 1:30 - 3:00

With performances by Pluto @ 12:00 and 1:30

What Mark Said..

Check out the interview with Mark Murphy in this weeks echo or click here to read it in pdf format.
http://echo.net.au/archives/20_42/pdf/p26.pdf

What is squeezebox? and Where is squeezebox?

Question 1.

a) a box used for squashing party poopers
b) an instrument not unlike a piano accordion
c) a really great night out
Answer: All of the above.



Question 2.

a) the only place to be on Thursday night
b) in your nanna's hallway cupboard
c) play nightclub in the Woolworths carpark, Johnson st Byron Bay
Answer: All of the above.

What the fuck is a Pluto Savage? Why do we care? And how do we get rid of it?

A pluto savage is a particularly troublesome form of social disease. It is common among those societies which have gone completely arse up and require a severe kick in the face. There is no known cure.

Pluto aka throbbing venus began his relationship with the stage as a teenager at the Australian Theatre for Young People. Moving on from theatre to performance art in the mid 90's he went on to perform at Clubs and events such as Club Kooky and Subculture. Club Bent, Tabboo Parlour and Love Child at the Performance Space in Sydney. Ouch, Homocidal and Witness Protection Program in Melbourne. Edgecore and Squeezebox here in Byron.

His most regularly visited characters include a dead nun's demon possessed body that goes by the name of The Countess Vulgaria. The matriarchal lineage of Great Grand Mother and unrepentant retirement home escapee, Noline Mole (as glimpsed at Super Freaky Kinky 2004). Grandmother and husband killer Kara Van Parke. Mother, Kandy Flange and off spring Miss Carriage. Other characters include Manhattan Roadkill. Fierce Platinum, Throbbing Venus and just plain Pluto Savage, opinionated bitch.

Check out his work on his website
http://home.iprimus.com.au/plutosavage/
or email pluto pluto@daddysbeenabadgirl.com

Mummy whats a Jackie Onassid????

It's a "dancescene Queen" darling.

"I'Il put my expression into parties as I see them as a platform for social and political change and the possibility that artists are in control of their own ideas"

Music and dance have been part of jackie's life since her childhood in Zurich. She found herself in Gay Disco's by the age of 14 and has been a dance scene queen ever since.

Jackie Onassid has played all over Australia, San Francisco and Tokyo alongside djs such as Tsuyoshi Suzuki, Freq Nasty, God Father, Nick Taylor, Tim Healy, Groove Terminator and Tipper. As well as performing and recording with the group Non Bossy Possee throughout the 90's Jackie has also formed Reflecta with Nick Taylor.

Jackie's styles vary even within her sets. Funkin'funny, beatin'sexy and unpredictable turns and twists are being mixed into an intoxicating, genderbending and dancefloor filling discotease! Jackie Onassid has inspired dance floors at Splendour In The Grass, Global Carnival, Outch and Secret Fun Society, Big Day Out GC 2006, Play>, LaLaLand, CMoog, Elsewhere, Chicks Wiv Decks, Squeezebox, Exodus, Deep As Funk, Earthdance, Girlesque, Tropical Fruits, 5th Dimension and Cyberdelica in Tokyo and Fusion Festival in San Francisco.....

And coming soon to a dancefloor near near you!

Jackie Onassid is also successfully promoting Squeezebox and her own annual New Years Day party Super Freaky Kinky with Rock Hardson from Superdisco and Jet More from Cyberdelica

Super Freaky Kinky

Jackie Onassid's latest releases are "AssToTheBeat" and “Little Miss Cuervo” featuring Damian Whitt from Spiderbait on guitar and Puss’n’Booty from PUSS on vocals. Also a new track by Reflecta “Electrostatic Panty Generator” featuring PLUTO performer extraordinaire on vocals.

contact Jackie at edgecore@optusnet.com.au

What tha fuck is a Slot Machine?

slot machine are the bastard lovechild of producers Nick Taylor & Sean Candy with Melaine Knight on vocals & Whitt on Guitar.

They made their debut PA from the top of a Mr.Whippy van at the Big Day Out in the Gold Coast,
captivating their audience as they queued for the portaloos. Their Debut release "No Fear" has just come out on the Dj Numanoid compilation "Nude" on Tsuyoshi's label Madskippers from Tokyo.

And they will be violating your minds at squeezebox...................

So who is Mark Murphy then?

Mark Murphy has become one of Sydney’s leading djs, groundbreaking in his party promotions and even more so with his barrier-breaking musical style.

He was at the forefront of the electro explosion and has championed the revival of the 303 and the burgeoning rave-influenced sounds coming out of Europe.

His acid house Flipper was a huge success and his recent night Dyscopath played to a packed house at the Civic and looks set to continue into 2006.

His Strudel night, which began in 2002 with the help of best friend, Fraulein Juleigh, was the first to incorporate the look and feel of electro and has now become legendary in Sydney nightclub history, even getting a nod from dance magazine 3D as runner-up club night of the year in 2003. The party was first held at the Phoenix Bar and moved on to Club 77 where it played host to its second birthday as well as a special live performance from French electro wiz Vitalic and a seminal dj set from German label Get Physical’s head honcho, Dj T. He also collaborated on the 2004 New Year’s Eve party featuring Miss Kittin and Dj T at Gas and Bohem.

Mark Murphy’s first gig was a residency at the now infamous Ffierce parties at Club 77, the Roof (Palladium) and Arq. He then went on to play at nearly every major party and club in Sydney.

Highlights have been many including Mardi Gras 2001, Sleaze Ball 2000 & 2002, Inquisition IX at the Hordern, Earthdance, Field Day 2004 & 2005, The Big Day Out 2004, 2005 and 2006, We Love Sydney at Luna Park, Tiga at Home and he has supported a swag of internationals including playing after Carl Cox last year and alongside Richie Hawtin, Thomas Schumacher, Michael Mayer, Sasha, Digweed, 2Many DJs, Tiefschwarz, The Glimmers, Ewan Pearson and the list goes on and on. He also played at the legendary Honkytonks and Seven in Melbourne in 2006.

His style of music has progressed from acid trance to tribal techno to electro and German tech and now acid, electro & tech house.

He started producing music and collaborated with fellow djs Lanny K and Miss Yetti on a track called ‘Maggot’ for their local label Ear Pimp Music. A second track, ‘Rubber’, was released early in the year. The first was featured on the compilation ‘Ah-Tchoo’.

His party promotions are legendary. He put on 2000’s New Year’s Eve’s Screw2000 @ the Metro with UK’s Max Alien headlining. He was also involved in putting on the Sleaze 1998 recovery Woof @ 77 and the Bombed parties which had residencies at the Icebox, 77, and Blackmarket. He also collaborated on a party called Maggot at Angel Place which featured UK DJ RR Fierce.
He has produced his own radio show called Techno Slut with a friend for the now defunct Rhythm FM and has also appeared on 2SER, DEX FM, Free Fm, Wild FM, Out FM, and FBI. He also writes a column for Sydney dance newspaper 3D called Hottie.

Mark co-owns a record store called Spank Records in Surry Hills and previously managed one of Sydney’s leading underground dance music stores, Reachin Records.

JUST KIDDING

shake your tits and shake your dix
to local genius DJ's Ms Skye and Jackie Onassid.

Mark Murphy from Sydney is heading up to give us a dance floor full of sexy tunes
and Slot Machine will rock out in a live P.A. set.

who's ya spinderella

Excellent news kids

Music for the evening will be provided by the Squeezebox all-stars Orchestra lead by some saucy guy with a mohawk and Slash from gunners and will be performing their outstanding rendition of Dueling Squeezeboxes. Naked,,,,,,,, hopefully.....




(any likeness to actual squeezebox players is purely ironic, dont sue us, we dont have any money)

We promise there'll be a scrag fight at dawn.

Squeezebox..................

Fresh from their sold out tour of southern Queensland's less popular R.S.L clubs. Those crazy kids from Squeezebox are back again to amaze you with death defying feats of madness. Watch as they perform tricks never before tried at home or on the high trapeeze, at the wheel of a monster truck or in a DJ' booth.

Come get pissed, dance your tit's off and pick up a root. We dare ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's what some of the happy folks in queensland said.


"Toss fuck art faggots with more opinion than talent"
Kara Van Parke....Tweed Heads

"Whore bag tone deaf DJ's too drunk to cop a blowie in the booth"
Kandy Flange.......Miami

"They're just may have bean's.... Who never were and never will be"!!
Shyarine Stoune.......Broadbeach

"It takes more than a drag queen with a machete to impress me these days mate"
Johno......Southport

a great eye

wreathed in fame !!